Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
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Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
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That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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