That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
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so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
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He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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