looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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