Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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