But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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