How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
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I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
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He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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