Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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