"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
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well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
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He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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