absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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