New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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