My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
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Do I have a choice?
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What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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