since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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