One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
There's always time for handjobs
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
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I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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