they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
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Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
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It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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