I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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