Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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