I would go down on you faster than GM stock
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
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the night ended with taco bell and tears
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
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THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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