he shaved USA in his pubs
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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