Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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