You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
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they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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Just face planted the stairs. Apparently Santa brought an extra step while I was at the bar... Fucking dick
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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