i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
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got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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