Whats the glycemic index on semen?
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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