Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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