Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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