Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
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The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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