If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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