I just tried to pick my 105-lb puppy up and accidentally fingered its asshole
There are some things we keep to ourselves Brian
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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