i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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