stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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