HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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