yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
and you fell through a lawn chair
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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