I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
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My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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