He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
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Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
He told me they were just razor bumps!
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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