winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
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he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
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I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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