You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
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My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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