I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Couch. On fire.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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