so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I just woke up surrounded in unopened snacks
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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