How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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