I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
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Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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