I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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