I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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