just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
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the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
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in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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