literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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