I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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