I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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