I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
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Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
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What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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