is your mom at the bar?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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