Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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