sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
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