It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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