The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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