Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
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Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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